Thursday, April 10, 2008

god the dyslexic dog

I am noticing more and more that I have a real problem with the english language. How the fuck did i graduate elementary school. Am I dyslexic? why did no one ever catch it? next time you see me tell me your phone number and i swear i will get it wrong. or ask me to punctuate a sentence, spell a word, or try and get me to pronounce a name or say something in french.
i feel like such an idiot. i need schooling. will someone tutor me? i mean seriously. 

2 comments:

Shannon K. said...

i tell mason all the time that i'm the dumbest person he knows. and i mean it. i'm still in school, but its not helping. i feel as though every day that passes, my brain loses more strength and whatever knowledge it once had.

lets get smart together.*

*-i already think you are smart.

julie louise said...

you were pretty smart to marry that debonair gentleman that is your husband, though.